Shark - KNOX
Adoption Fee:
Intake: October 2, 2025
Found: Montauk, New York — in the bottom of a dinghy, under two inches of rainwater.
Condition on arrival: Fair. Waterlogged. Cross.
Temperament: Grumpy for the first fortnight, then perfectly pleasant. We think it was the dinghy.
Light: Moderate.
Attention: Low.
Good with children: Yes.
Good with other residents: Yes.
Requirements: Nothing unusual. Just somewhere dry, which we appreciate is a low bar.
Hook: “Two inches of rainwater in the bottom of a dinghy at Montauk.”
Knox spent an unknown amount of time in the bottom of a dinghy at Montauk under two inches of standing rainwater, and he was, understandably, in a mood about it for a fortnight. He’s been perfectly pleasant ever since. Easy resident, no special requirements, no drama. Somewhere dry. That’s genuinely the whole list.
Product Details:
Dimensions: 13" x 13" x 1"
Weight: 1.7 lbs
Material: Authentic driftwood
Finish: Weathered hand-painted finish
Display: Wall hanging or shelf styling
Use: Indoor or covered patio
Care: Wipe clean with a dry cloth; avoid cleaning agents
Note: Each piece may vary slightly in color, texture, and finish due to its handmade nature.